Pre E3 Tomb Raider Trailer: Crossroads

Apparently some folks at Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics are fans of Neil Marshal's 2005 film The Decent....
Lara ain't lookin to purdy in her newest trailer, in fact she looks this is the worst holiday ever!
Tomb Raider release date is 3/5/13....yes 2013, 9 more months...

CastleVania: Lords of Shadow 2 Pre E3 reveal trailer

E3 hasn't even begun and I'm already psyched!
Check out the trailer for CastleVania: Lords of Shadow 2 below! Gabriel Belmont returns!
I really enjoyed the first Lords of Shadow game and this looks even better!
I guessing the white haired man who shows up at the end to confront Gabriel is Alucard but I'm not sure how that's possible if we're following the CV timeline.

Mass Effect 3: Rebellion multiplayer DLC

The next Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer DLC has arrived!
Cerberus lashes FTW!


     

New Characters


- Vorcha















- Quarian Male











- Cerberus Defector

New Maps


- Firebase Jade

Surrounded by huge waterfalls, Firebase Jade overlooks an ancient reservoir built by the salarians centuries ago. Set up strategic chokepoints inside the base’s main buildings to get the jump on your enemy, and work with your team to meticulously clear each room to achieve victory.


- Firebase Goddess

Firebase Goddess, nestled in the epicenter of a Thessian metropolis, is one of the last strongholds of asari resistance against the Reapers. With its circular layout, Firebase Goddess is a tough location to control. This arena combines heavy cover and elevated firing positions, so stay light on your feet.










New Weapons


- Harrier Assault Rifle

- Reegar Carbine Shotgun


























- Krysae Sniper Rifle























New Map Objective
- Retrieval


Retrieve is a new objective added to Multiplayer through the Rebellion DLC. Valuable supplies are in the field and Operatives need to secure and bring the supplies to key locations on the map. Teamwork is very important in this objective because the supply carrier will be slowed down and unable to evade, covering the supply carrier and working as a team will ensure your success in this new objective type.

Final Fantasy Dimensions (Legends) announced for ios

Seems like alot of my favorite anime and game franchises are having anniversaries this year...to celebrate Final Fantasy's 25th, SE is launching Final Fantasy Dimensions for ios this summer.
It's not a new game though, it appears that this is simply a port of FF: Legends an episodic mobile game that came out in japan in 2010.

I'm not sure what that says about mobile phones in Japan in 2010 versus mobile phones in the US in 2012...
The game will appeal to old school FF fans as the game's graphics are similar to FFV, and uses a very similar job system and the glorious ATB system!
As mentioned FF: Legends was an episodic title and after the initial chapter released a new chapter was released each month for next 13 months.

Mass Effect 3 Insanity Run Complete!

Last night I completed my Mass Effect3 Insanity run. And I imagine I sounded a little something like the parrot below as I stumbled towards the beam to the Citadel and died around 20 times at the hands of 3 Husks and a sneaky ass Marauder...
Sorry hun ;)

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Transformers Prime S2E41: Toxicity Preview

The arms race continues on Transformers Prime tonight! Looks like Bulkhead gets his chassis handed to him by an Insecticon...
Current Relic Count...
Megs has the Forge of Solis Prime and the Resonance Blaster 
Optimus Prime has (had) the Spark Extractor & the Phase Shifter
Starscream has the Apex Armor
I wonder if tonight's relic will fall in Mech's hands...possible surprise appearance of Silas.

Prometheus: David and Meredith have a heart to heart

I know that tone of voice...that's the "i'll claw your synthetic eyes out like a rabbid cat on a commercial space freighter"...
Meredith seems a tad miffed with David...ahh David you daffy synthetic bastard what are you up to?
14 more days!!!


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Movie Review: Battleship

 Dear Hollywood,
Do you really want to stop internet piracy? Do you really want to keep the interwebs from stealing food from the mouth's of Gaffer 1's family?
I might have some advice....
STOP MAKING SHIT FEST MOVIES THAT AREN'T WORTH THE FILM THEY'RE ON! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS GONNA PAY TO SEE SHIT LIKE THIS???
This movie is a complete waste of people's money.
The best way to describe the characters is you could cut and paste them in almost any Michael Bay movie or vice versa and they'd be just as relevant. The characters are so cliche....nerdy science guy with round glasses, beard and ipod; slacker protagonist that saves the day; smoking hot eye candy that we're supposed to believe is a physical therapist, a bunch of anabolic rejects from Gold's Gym that we're supposed to believe are in the US Navy and  a stereotypical big angry black man.....but he's got no legs! Oh yeah and Liam Neeson as an Admiral...he's in the movie for all of 5 minutes...what's the point besides a paycheck? There's also John Carter from Mars and Rihanna...she says boom :/
The plot is assinine, the aliens arrive exactly the same way the Transformers did in the first Bayformers movie. In fact Battleship looks like they picked up all the cutting room floor scraps from Transformers and Armageddon  and spliced it together to make this movie.  The movie is so predictable also....we got an unconscience alien, what should we do? does it wake up suddenly while we're examining it? C'mon how many times has that been done in an Alien /monster movie? Everytime!!!
So some NASA hipsters create a com-relay that somehow reaches an Earth like planet somewhere in the universe, the Aliens travel across the Universe and land in the Pacific...one hits a satelite and crashes into Hong Kong....really? A satellite....that's like (to keep it relevant) an aircraft carrier hitting a dingy while pulling into New York Harbor and careening out of control into the statue of Liberty. Just Stupid.
So these aliens travel across the universe to start some shit but find they are ill prepared to deal with the suns harmful UV rays...
O.O
 Thankfully Daft Punk has created helmets for them to protect their sensitive eyes....now if only they could hear! I mean c'mon a battleships main gun rotating has to be kinda noisy right? Dumbass Alien just stood there.
Oh and on that note why the fuck did the aliens not just fly outta the water and rip the Erf a new one, they were able to travel across the Universe to reach us right?
Don't even get me started on the alien design...straight up CG amorphous humanoid with porcupine quils for a soul patch beard OMFG PATHETIC!!!
Maybe Earth's gas prices were cost prohibitive...
The dialog in no way helped this hot mess "Boom"..."I got this" etc who wrote this a 6th grader?
Battleship runs a little over 2 hours, that's 40 minutes longer than necessary in my opinion and if they cut out all the slow mo (every 10 mins ) the movie would clock in at a reasonable 90 mins.
This movie is a gold mine for a MST3K treatment! Especially the fight between big angry parapalegic black army guy "I got this" and the Alien Capt Ahab....pure comedy gold!
For anyone who plans on going to the movies this Memorial Day weekend and you are deciding between Battleship and The Avengers TRUST ME..go see the Avengers! Battleship will be in Best Buys bargin bin a month after release on DVD.
D+

Konami teases a return of the Dragon...

What do you see in the pic to your left? I see a world engulfed in darkness and evil, a world without an order of holy knights, a world that's lost a lengendary hero named Gabriel Belmont...yet we know that the Belmont name lives on....
What will be revealed on 5/31/2012???

http://www.thedragonreturns.com/

Street Fighter 25th Anniversary Collectors Set

1987 seems like a life time ago, but it's only been a quarter of a century!
Capcom has announced the most impressive collectors editions I've ever witnessed in all my years of playing video games. Regardless that I'm a fan of the Street Fighter franchise this 25th Anniversaty  limited collectors set is rediculously amazing! You get  4 games:
* Street Fighter X Tekken
* Super Street Fighter IV AE 2012
* Street Fighter III 3rd Strike Online Edition
* Super Street Fighter II HD Remix
*All the DLC for SFXT and SSFIVAE2012

The collectors set also comes with 2 Blu ray disks containing:
*Street Fighter 25th Anniversary Documentary
* Street Fighter II The Animated Movie
*SFIV The Ties That Bind Animated Movie
*SSFIV Original Film
* Street Fighter Animated Series (not SFII V)

The collectors set also comes with an 11 CD's containing:
*SF soundtrack
*SSFIIT soundtrack
*SFA3 soundtrack
*SFIII 3S soundtrack
*SSFIV AE soundtrack
*SFXT soundtrack
*remixes and original songs

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
The collectors set also includes:
*Full length Embroidered Obi (Ryu replica)
*Hardcover Tribute Art book
*8 inch illuminated Ryu figurine in Shoryuken pose

Capcom has really raised the level for future collectible sets with this 25th Anniversary set, and in my opinion $150.00 for all this is a steal!
Regretibly I own the majority of the stuff listed minus the Obi, Ryu Figurine, Art book, SXT, SSFIV Original Film, and the crappy American animated series (don't want).
This is a very rare gem for any hardcore fan of video games!