Showing posts with label Dr Dolittle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr Dolittle. Show all posts

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dr. Dolittle's mom found on Long Island!

And God visited Long Island and found the 21st century's Noah...Alan Warner, a 23 year old dating an 18 year old with a 5 year old child! God said unto Alan,
"go forth and collect as many animal as you can this winter, when the snow melts new jerusalem...oops I mean Long Island will sink.
I'm giving HUGE props to the reporter in the below video for not bursting out laughing when he reported the old bag had a BIRD NESTING IN HER HAIR!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"There were animals all over the house from the attic to the basement and even outside in the snow and freezing temperatures.

There was a cow inside the home, along with a deer, rabbits, mice, snakes, goats, pigs, birds, chinchillas, dogs and other animals.
As they waded through filth and debris to rescue the animals, some workers covered themselves in hazardous materials suits"

abc.com