The Roast of Mario

It'sa me Mario,
An a you are invited to my roast!
Ciao!

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Yoshi: An Italian plumber's best friend....or abused pet?

The ASPCA is investigating a recently reported report of animal abuse. The report details years of abuse to a yet to be revealed reptile by an Italian man who poses as a plumber and stalks wealthy Caucasian blond's of aristocracy.
The report also claims the perp may have an accomplice who may be related.