For That Not So Special Someone

For most, there is no crueler day of the calendar year than that of Valentine's Day. While a tiny fraction of the population can look forward to a holiday of wine and roses, poetry and song, the vast majority of us can anticipate a day of nausea and grimacing, trauma and grief. A day in which minutes seem like hours, and hours like days, as we reflect sorrowfully on yesteryear's romantic indignities, today's loneliness, and the unknowable but certain heartbreak that will be visited upon us repeatedly in the years to come.When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find solace in self-pity and comfort foods. Thanks to Despair Inc. they've combined BOTH into a radical new offering.

Now available in THREE unique collections- "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped"

Available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid.

Order yours today! Then go see He's Just Not That Into You to complete your Valentine's Day Celebration.

http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html