Wednesday, March 31, 2010

V returns from hiatus



V is back....again, thankyou CBS for not cancelling it before it's had a chance to get going!
Last nights episode did what it needed to, get some forward momentum. Some of the highlights for me were the mothership sets, they were fantastic I loved the scene with Chad and Anna eating sushi, the scene had such an undertone of sinister intention and their surroundings seemed so unique, oh and pay attention to the utensils Chad and Anna eat with!!! The show stopper though was at the end where Anna chooses a mate...as she passed each "candidate" I could totally picture the forked tongue smelling them. I don't know if there's CG masking or incredible makeup being used on Morena Bacarin, she has this madona-like expression that exudes an unwavering confidence, her smile lays between pleasant and sinister.
I hope the show continues to weave current events into this sci fi series.

http://abc.go.com/watch/clip/v/SH011580430000/228990/256452

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstien Girl Trailer

First we had Machine Girl, then Robot Geisha, now Japan brings us a the greatest rivalry since Freddy Vs Jason...Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstien Girl!!!
While we get glitery vampires and Abercrombie werewolves Japan gets this silver screen gem!
Fandango here I come!







Saturday, March 27, 2010

Newest Interwebz Meme sensation! OMG!!!

Reports are coming in that Epic Beard Man's ratings are on a sharp decline! After sucessfully knocking Keyboard Cat out of the the #1 spot of Interwebz meme's a few weeks back it looked like the humans finally regained control of the net.
But there's word of a new feline grabbing the hearts and minds of the world wide web....OMG Kitteh!!!!I'm hoping we can unite these three sensations in a "we are the world" type project! Anyone have Tay Zonday's agents number and Over Dramatic Prairie Dog's trainer's email???



In the highly competative field of Internet Meme's, you really gotta bring that "wow factor"...not everyone can be an Interwebz Idol...and originality is crucial! Just ask Keyboard Gato...

OMG Cat cannot unsee the epicness


Reports are coming in that Epic Beard Man's ratings are on a sharp decline! After sucessfully knocking Keyboard Cat out of the the #1 spot of Interwebz meme's a few weeks back it looked like the humans finally regained control of the net.
But there's word of a new feline grabbing the hearts and minds of the world wide web....OMG Kitteh!!!!

I'm hoping we can unite these three sensations in a "we are the world" type project! Anyone have Tay Zonday's agents number and Over Dramatic Prairie Dog's trainer's email???

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Kuky se vracĂ­ - Trailer

This is a kid’s film from the Czech Republic called Kuky Returns. It’s shot in a sort of neat-looking style that combines stylish traditional, live-action cinematography with stop motion. It’s all in Czech, but here’s a poorly translated synopsis from Twitch:

Kuky Returns is the story of a boy six Ondra, who suffers from asthma, and so on “health reasons” must be off his favorite toy – a pink bear kuky. When mom Kukyho throw in the trash, it will work Ondrová fantasy in which experienced Kukyho adventure in an unknown natural world. It’s really just a dream a little boy or kuky actually went to the biggest adventure of his plush life.

Kuky Returns is an adventure and poetic, a family story in which the main role, however, take the heroes of children's fantasy world. "I've wanted to make a film in which I could give small details - insect light in leaves, feathers flying, and even I wonder what is happening on the scene when the actors leave. Variously we smuggled into their films, but it's hard. "Says director Jan Sverak impulses to the recording film, whose main, but not the only heroes are the puppets. "I thought then change the scale and place the story directly into the microcosm, his protagonists make small enough that the roots of the tree decorations, light in the atmosphere made raspberry leaves, fuzz was all the props and extras natural insects," says Jan Sverak, who is also the author scenarios and as with most of his recent films also the producer

Friday, March 19, 2010

Ahnold previews the new Karate Kid Trailer



Dear Mr. Smith,
I really enjoy some of your movies....some not so much, your wife was the bomb in the Matrix sequels and I can understand why your pushing Jaden (love the name BTW) in movies, having him as a background character is a great way for him to get comfortable in front of the camera and gain invaluable experience. Putting him as a lead in a remake of a crapy 80's movie...well good luck with that!
Don't believe me? Well lets see what Ahnold thinks of your son's movie...
PS. I can't wait to see Jaden in the remake of RAD!








Predators Trailer



All I gotta say is Morpheus better survive longer than Adrien Brody! This can't possibly be worse than AVP2! I wish that the Alien planet didn't look so much like Earth. Well I'm going in with 0 expectations.

http://www.predators-movie.com/

Anywho here's the first trailer...


Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A love letter to Mr. James Sikes (Prius stunt driver)



First we had Balloon Boys dad now this moron!

I drive a 1999 Pontiac Grand Am, I have a 180K miles on it (America Fuck yeah!) But did this guy really think Toyota was gonna just roll over on this retards publicity scheme? Well Mr. Sikes please watch this PSA...I hope this helps you next time your alzhiemers kicks in behind the wheel!


Sunday, March 14, 2010

First look at Robert Rodriguez's Ugly Mother F-RAAWWR!

Here's the first look at the Robert Rodriguez-produced "Predators," opening July 7th. The video features an interview with Rodriguez, as well as behind-the-scenes footage and the first clips from the film. An official trailer is set to debut on March 19th.

Directed by NimrĂłd Antal, "Predators" stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they've been brought together on an alien planet... as prey. With the exception of a disgraced physician, they are all cold-blooded killers – mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members – human "predators" that are now being systemically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators. The film co-stars Laurence Fishburne, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Danny Trejo, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Mahershalalhashbaz Ali and Louiz Ozawa.


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Super Street Fighter IV: Here Comes A New Challenger!

At the very end of the last trailer introducing Ibuki, Dudley and Makoto, you heard a voice say "Looks like it's time to oil up" Well that was the voice of the second brand new character created for Super Street Fighter IV Hakan! He's a Turkish oil wrestler with a very unique fighting style!


Name: Hakan
Represented nation: Turkey
Birthday: November 13
Height: 190 cm
Weight: 110 kg
BWH sizes: B172, W160, H165
Blood type: O
Likes: his bride, his daughters, chanko
Dislikes: tobacco, fire
Special skill: enka (traditional-style Japanese popular ballad)
Fighting style: yağlı gűreş